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hello my name's Mike and I'm playing

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Skyrim and I haven't played Skyrim in

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quite a long time I have never beaten

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the game I tried I just couldn't do it

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so let's take a look at some of my stats

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I gotta figure out how to look at my

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stats I I'm level 30 and I am a dark elf

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and I like to use fire and one-handed

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weapons so I'm not gonna beat the game

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so I'm going to kill every person that I

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can in Skyrim so let's do this let's

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cool everybody we can Oh Oh Cicero

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he's on my side all right well then I

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need him let's see I probably should

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unlock this door and I forget how to

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play this game my god how do i okay I

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probably want to sneak in this house and

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and kill people I mean that's what I

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want to do I mean this someone has their

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door lock so that means there's probably

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somewhere behind there who locked the

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door so therefore they need to be killed

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I mean the lobby

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the logic is is impeccable so who's in

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here there's my friend sis hi Cicero my

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little oh here we go

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kill him

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you're us Oh run away really

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I don't know if I can uh oh I don't know

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if I can I don't know how to run how do

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I run I forget how to run no that's not

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I'd rather die die Imperials come

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all right thanks Cicero Oh Thank You

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Cicero all right we can go back to town

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here and continue the good work that

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we're doing chickens some kind of

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chicken there screw you chicken critical

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strike on chicken that's right but

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powerhouse fear my power

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ah the hmm novice lock shame you didn't

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do the upgrade because once I get in

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there oh I have really upgraded my

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lock-picking skills just for this

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instance okay let's sneak around no need

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to panic and do anything crazy when get

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in here things are gonna go as normal Oh

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wakey-wakey

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that couldn't have gone any better

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oh yes oh yes everything's going good in

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here what did you have on you some cold

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lockpicks I'll take back lock back I'll

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take your house key you never know it's

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a nice house you got here

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oh gold and a lockpick alright this is

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Alton Skyrim we go there's a few more

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houses we we must take a look at we

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should probably take a look at the map

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right now just to give indication what

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we're doing and how far we've really

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come on this mission so far so current

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location we're at the Dragon Bridge for

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some reason we're starting at Dragon

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Bridge I I would have liked to have had

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the opportunity to start oh boy

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and where's my favorite place to kill

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people I'd like to kill people that

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would be nice

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Calgon but we'll finish shall we we

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started here I'm not gonna be

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multitasking too much one one step at a

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time here and I'm sure we can take this

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on so I think we we did that one that is

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the tavern is time for a drink maybe

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speaking of I'm having a little cocktail

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myself a little kettle on in fruit juice

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hope no one saw that even it was very

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flamboyant my CAC was very flamboyant I

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must say I do say oh hello um hold on

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one second let me come around here I

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can't hear you from over there miss I

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was wondering do you have a sword no no

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you don't have a sword

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do you not anymore no he most certainly

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don't oh yes a room I remember a room a

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bed I know what a bed does oh my oh I

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did personally did I kill this person I

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don't remember

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cícero please tell me did I kill this

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person please Oh No healthy de Skyrim I

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must go ah yes well that was a nice bar

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it wasn't that there was a very nice bar

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oh the outpost of course yes the outpost

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they wouldn't mind if I check in and

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just say hello what's the owns just

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checking in old chap

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well there anymore houses she like visit

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more people spreading the good cheer

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there's so many people in Skyrim I can't

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bear to live and Skyrim when there's so

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many people up inside it's tired me up

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inside

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I mean nots oh this looks like a nice

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door huh I sure did pick that lock I

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hope no one in here's I don't know

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living because how could oh there's a

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downstairs let us let us sneak yes let

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ah yes a soldier

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I can use that to kill somebody all

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right

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our mission is far from over

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they must go back out then to sky to him

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yes of course

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sky to him ie well what is that what are

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you what are you looking at you please

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some garbage my bad it was just a goat I

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didn't know it was a goat at the time

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but now I know that the goat is burnt I

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know that goat died it was a goat I I

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apologize for that it was my bad thank

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you

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pardon no look is this another house

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perhaps a a house Shire or a perhaps a

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manner of some sort that I need to gain

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entrance to where's another house where

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are the travelers well I I think there's

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the people over here by the the

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hmm now I don't see any woodcutters over

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here not at all not at least time to

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travel travel beyond wildest

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imaginations that's right folks we are

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going to well Rifton because Rifton is a

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town full of people lines desperate to

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be taken that's right

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I will take them because they need to be

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taken oh yes Rifton heard there's good

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Killian drifting you sir I am assuming

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there's a bounty in my head and keep

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your axe out my friend Cicero we shall

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go killed hmm well actually I am upon my

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lap it away and walk into a bar

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cuz nothing says friendly like walking

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to a bar without a sword in your hand

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that says hey that guy's a gentleman he

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doesn't have a sword in his hand he

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wants to have a cocktail instead but

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little they do they know that I soon

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will have a sword in my hand

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did I kill everybody here already I see

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a foot trousers of some sort whose

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trousers are these some boots and

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possibly a headpiece it is late

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where is it ah buddy there should be a

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I'm not sure if you've heard about the

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word you stupid piece of crap I

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shouldn't have done that

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my anger has gotten the best o save me

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save me daddy save me daddy that's what